Toothpaste Art

To my youngest two children, twin 3 year old boys.

  • Toothpaste is not paint. The bathroom is white enough.
  • Toothpaste is not glue, no matter how well it appears to function in this regard.
  • Toothpaste is not a lubricant. Doors work less well when toothpaste is present on the hinges.
  • Toothpaste is not food. You cannot live indefinitely on it. You are going to have to eat your dinner some day soon.
  • Toothpaste is not face paint.
  • Toothpaste is not sunblock.
  • Toothpaste may be an effective restorer of tiling grout but this is a job Daddy will do.
  • Toothpaste is not known to be fatal to tooth fairies regardless of what your big brother says.

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