To my youngest two children, twin 3 year old boys.
- Toothpaste is not paint. The bathroom is white enough.
- Toothpaste is not glue, no matter how well it appears to function in this regard.
- Toothpaste is not a lubricant. Doors work less well when toothpaste is present on the hinges.
- Toothpaste is not food. You cannot live indefinitely on it. You are going to have to eat your dinner some day soon.
- Toothpaste is not face paint.
- Toothpaste is not sunblock.
- Toothpaste may be an effective restorer of tiling grout but this is a job Daddy will do.
- Toothpaste is not known to be fatal to tooth fairies regardless of what your big brother says.