Idea for new social networking site

“Facebaulk.com”. A social network to make you vomit with boredom.

It’s great. It’s basically the same as Facebook but instead of the ability to type status updates you are only able to select from the following list.

  • “I’m bored”
  • “I’m drunk”
  • “I’m going to get drunk”
  • “I’m going to be bored”
  • “I was bored, now I’m drunk and bored”
  • “Facebaulk is so boring I want to vomit”
  • “I wish I was drunk”
  • “I’m going out”
  • “I went out, it was boring, I’m drunk”
  • “OMG I’m so bored!”

It also has an option to automatically pick one of the above and post it at 3am for those nights when you are just too bored or too drunk to actually type.

I think it’s a winner.

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One Response to Idea for new social networking site

  1. Rosie says:

    My laptop seems to be able to do this for me already without even logging on to your new site!! It has a mind of its own…. it is never actually me that types such status’

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