Category Archives: Silliness

Silly posts

Sex in the title will get your attention

As I neared the end of a unusually long swim last night I noticed that the later lengths, though I was tiring, were technically better, easier and much slower than earlier lengths. As more lengths were covered it got easier … Continue reading

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Things to do with a microvision showwx

So, I took delivery of a Microvision ShowWX today. Yes, it’s every bit as good as Microvision’s site makes out. I’ve tried it from an iPod and iPhone which both worked a treat though annoyingly of course, without jailbreaking the … Continue reading

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Think before forwarding that warning email

I received the following email from undoubtedly well-intentioned email contacts. 4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually … Continue reading

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Shrek stole my life

I watched ‘Shrek the Halls’ tonight with the family. I think the story was based on my life and I’m not seeing a penny in royalties. Can I sue? Lets examine the evidence.. First, there is more than a passing … Continue reading

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Idea for new social networking site

“Facebaulk.com”. A social network to make you vomit with boredom. It’s great. It’s basically the same as Facebook but instead of the ability to type status updates you are only able to select from the following list. “I’m bored” “I’m … Continue reading

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Easy travelling

Sometimes when you need to go see a customer the travelling rather than the customer can fill you with a certain reluctance. Not so today’s meeting though. I had to visit my most delightful customer today and the travelling was … Continue reading

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Sleep deprivation and KraftWerk

So, I go to bed late and plan to begin work today at a respectable 9am. Usually I consider myself very fortunate to live so close (15 mins drive) to the office. But this brings with it key holder responsibilities … Continue reading

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Toothpaste Art

To my youngest two children, twin 3 year old boys. Toothpaste is not paint. The bathroom is white enough. Toothpaste is not glue, no matter how well it appears to function in this regard. Toothpaste is not a lubricant. Doors … Continue reading

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Time Travel For The Masses

This car achieves many world firsts. The instant (and therefore, infinite) acceleration means it must have zero mass. Since even the lightest engine blocks have mass this MUST be the first example of a production car powered by a flux … Continue reading

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